幽默小品两则

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The Umbrella

Sam:Look! I have not forgetten to bring my umbralla home with me this time.

Mum:But you didn’t take it with you when you left home.

                          雨伞

萨姆：瞧！这次我没有忘记把伞带回家吧。

妈妈：可你离开家时并没有带伞啊！

                        The Money in Head

Jack:Mum,give me some money. I want to buy chocolates.

Mum:I have no money. Go and ask your father for some.

Tom:No, you are telling a lie. Father often says you have only money in your head!

                         脑子里的钱

杰克：妈妈，给我一些钱，我想买巧克力。

妈妈：我没钱，去向你爸爸要。
汤姆：不，你在撒谎，爸爸经常说你脑子里只有钱。

sunhy1999

GOOD

淘淘

<P>The second one is more funny!</P>

pendering

有意思。

chyj066

I like the first one.

works007

a good funny story

xikiki

I like the second one!