[原创]不得不看的笑话

djean007

<P><FONT face=宋体 size=3>一家陕西人在纽约唐人街开了家餐馆，儿子当服务生，老妈管收钱，老爸做大厨。</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><BR><BR></FONT>某一天，店里来了个老外，点了个套餐，吃到一半，<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " </FONT>咣当<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " </FONT>，把汤碗打了。<FONT face="Times New Roman"><BR><BR></FONT>儿子跑过去看了一下，说：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " </FONT>碗打了！<FONT face="Times New Roman"> "<BR></FONT>老外想：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " one dollar,... ..."<BR><BR></FONT>老妈听见声音，也过来看，见地上有个破碗，问：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " </FONT>谁打的？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> "<BR></FONT>老外想：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " three dollar?... ..."<BR><BR></FONT>儿子说：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " </FONT>他打的！<FONT face="Times New Roman"> "<BR></FONT>老外想：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " ten dollar?! ... ..."<BR><BR></FONT>老妈又说：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " </FONT>还得打一碗！<FONT face="Times New Roman"> "<BR></FONT>老外想：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " hundred and one?!?! ... ..."<BR><BR></FONT>老爸正在厨房切菜，听见外面的声音，赶忙跑出来看怎么回事。忙乱中，忘了把菜刀放下。<FONT face="Times New Roman"><BR><BR></FONT>五大三粗的老爸，手持菜刀站在餐厅里，老外一看，心跳加速，血压急升，但更让他心碎加崩溃的是老爸的一番话。<FONT face="Times New Roman"><BR><BR></FONT>老爸对着正在加热炉上舀汤的儿子说：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " </FONT>烫，少盛点儿！<FONT face="Times New Roman"> "<BR></FONT>老外：<FONT face="Times New Roman"> " ten <a href="mailtthousand?!!@#$%" target="_blank" >thousand?!!@#$%</A>^&amp;*..."<BR><BR>( </FONT>老外以惊人的速度从口袋中掏出钱包，把里面所有的钱倒在了桌上，然后像刘翔一样往门口狂奔<FONT face="Times New Roman"> ... ...) </FONT><p></p></P>

jiey

<P>I have lived in  Shanxi for four years, the native accent is really funny!</P>

che-zp

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qaz123456

<P>only a little like a joke ,more sad </P>

mouldbbs

more sad