Little Old Ladies....

littlegrass

<P>  An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   Is there a problem, Officer?</P>
<P>      Officer:   Ma'am, you were speeding.</P>

<P>      Older Woman:   Oh, I see.</P>
<P>      Officer:   Can I see your license please?</P>
<P>      Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.</P>
<P>      Officer:   Don't have one?</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.</P>
<P>      Officer:   I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   I can't do that.</P>
<P>      Officer:   Why not?</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   I stole this car.</P>
<P>      Officer:   Stole it?</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.</P>
<P>      Officer:   You what?</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you<BR>      want to see.</P>
<P>      The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and<BR>      calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A<BR>      senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn<BR>      gun.</P>


<P>      Officer 2:   Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The<BR>      woman steps out of her vehicle.</P>

<P><BR>      Older woman:   Is there a problem sir?</P>
<P>      Officer 2:   One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car<BR>      and murdered the owner.</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   Murdered the owner?</P>
<P>      Officer 2:   Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,<BR>      please.</P>
<P>      The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.</P>
<P>      Officer 2:   Is this your car, ma'am?</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is<BR>      quite stunned.</P>
<P>      Officer 2:   One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving<BR>      license.</P>
<P>      The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and<BR>      hands it to the officer.</P>
<P>      The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.</P>
<P>      Officer 2:   Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't<BR>      have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and<BR>      hacked up the owner.</P>
<P>      Older Woman:   Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.</P>
<P>      MORAL:<BR>      Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies<BR>     <BR>     If you want to brighten someone's day,</P>
<P>      pass this on to someone you know.<BR></P>

happybird3

The lady is so smart!

littlegrass

<P>I think so !</P>