Men Are Hard To Please!

littlegrass

<FONT face="Times New Roman">The problems with GUYS:<BR>     </FONT>男人的问题是：<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．<p></p>
<P  align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.<BR>     </FONT>对他不好，他说妳骄傲．<p></p></P>
<P  align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.<BR>     </FONT>如果不，他说妳是乡下来的<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执<p></p></P>
<P  align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.<BR>     </FONT>如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！<BR ><BR ><p></p></P>
<P  align=center><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.<BR>    </FONT>如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！<p></p></P>
<P  align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)<BR>     </FONT>如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．<p></p></P>
<P  align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.<BR>     </FONT>如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.<BR>     </FONT>如果不，他说妳不信任他<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.<BR>     </FONT>如果他骂妳，是表示他<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>关心<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>妳<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人<p></p></P>
<P  align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.<BR>     </FONT>如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.<BR>     </FONT>如果他吸烟，他是绅士<p></p></P>
<P  align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.<BR>     </FONT>如果他考得好，他说是实力！<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;<BR>     </FONT>如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍<BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!<BR>     </FONT>如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！<BR></P>

happybird3

Too tired to be a man!

joyfull

It's true！

littlegrass

Too tired to be a man!---------all right!

happybird3

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>bill_ying</I>在2005-10-26 9:29:07的发言：</B><BR>Too tired to be a man!---------all right!</DIV>
<P>But I think you are the most happy man in the world for your marriage.</P>

littlegrass

<P>I'm the most happy man in the world for my marriage.</P>
<P>but I must to earn more money later ; no pay no gain ,so I'll be more tired at last ! .[em06]</P>

cxlj

<P>The men are really CHEAP!</P>