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<table class="t_msg" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4" border="0"><tbody><tr><td class="line" valign="top" height="100%" style="PADDING-TOP: 10px;"><div style="FONT-SIZE: 12px;">Money is not everything. There‘s Master card &amp; Visa. <br/>金钱不是一切,这世上还有信用卡可用. <br/><font color="#0909f7">One should love animals. They are so tasty. <br/>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. <br/></font><font color="#ff0066">Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. <br/>要节约用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡. <br/></font>Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. <br/>爱你的邻居,不过不要被抓包. <br/>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br/>每个成功男人的背後,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背後,都有两个. <br/>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. <br/>每个人都该要结婚,因为快乐並不是生命的全部. <br/>The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. <br/>聪明人不会去结婚,而当他们结了婚就也就不再聪明了. <br/><font color="#ff3300">Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br/>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚. <br/></font>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br/>要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差时再来想. <br/>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br/>爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） <br/><font color="#00ff66">Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br/>车子後座的小孩会导致意外,车子後座的意外会"导致"小孩. <br/></font>"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. <br/>"你的未来取决於你的梦想",所以赶快去睡觉吧. <br/>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br/>应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天. <br/>"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " <br/>努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过何必去冒险呢？ <br/>God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends. <br/>上天决定了谁是你的亲戚,好在我们可以自己选择朋友. <br/>When two‘s company, three‘s the result! <br/>两个人有伴,但後果是早晚会不小心跑出第三个(变成三个人...)! <br/>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting theview. <br/>衣服就像有刺的铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但並不妨碍你尽情的观看. <br/>The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. <br/>书唸的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,那麽又何必唸书呢?! </div></td></tr><tr><td valign="bottom"><br/></td></tr></tbody></table>

twj19792004

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xubooks

好东西，好东西，我收藏了。

jialinfd

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; n&nbsp; n&nbsp; n&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

the1212

<p>我不太懂英语~~不过学习。。。。支持</p>

sunlight-forest

好东西，好东西，我收藏了。