just a joke

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happybird3

The mean man's party.<BR><BR>　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."<BR><BR> <BR>　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"<BR><BR>　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"<BR><BR>　　吝啬鬼请客<BR><BR>　　一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”<BR><BR>　　“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”<BR><BR>　　“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。<BR>

BOFENG

I'm interested in it,thanks my host