史上最强的中国式英语

kklili

1 ． we two who and who ？   咱俩谁跟谁阿 <BR>　　<BR>　　 2 ． how are you ? how old are you？  怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <BR>　　<BR>　　 3 ． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you. 　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 <BR>　　<BR>　　 4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <BR>　　<BR>　　 5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!  有事起奏，无事退朝 <BR>　　<BR>　　 6 ． you me you me 　彼此彼此 <BR>　　<BR>　　 7 ． You Give Me Stop!! 　你给我站住！ <BR>　　<BR>　　 8 ． know is know noknow is noknow 　知之为知之，不知为不知 … <BR>　　<BR>　　 9 ． WATCH SISTER   表妹 <BR>　　<BR>　　10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! 　 龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <BR>　　<BR>　　 11 ． American Chinese not enough 　 美中不足 <BR>　　<BR>　　 12 ． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 　 车祸现场描述 <BR>　　<BR>　　 13 ． heart flower angry open 　 心花怒放 <BR>　　<BR>　　 14 ． go past no mistake past 　 走过路过，不要错过 <BR>　　<BR>　　 15 ．小明： I am sorry! <BR>　　<BR>　　 老外： I am sorry too! <BR>　　<BR>　　 小明： I am sorry three! <BR>　　<BR>　　 老外： What are you sorry for? <BR>　　<BR>　　 小明： I am sorry five! <BR>　　<BR>　　 16 ． If you want money,I have no; <BR>　　<BR>　　if you want life,I have one! <BR>　　<BR>　　要钱没有，要命一条 <BR>　　<BR>　　 17 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 　 我叫李老大，今年 25 。 <BR>　　<BR>　　 18 ． you have two down son.     你有两下子。 <BR>　　<BR>　　 19 ． as far as you go to die 　 有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！ <BR>　　<BR>　　 20 ． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 <BR>　　<BR>　　 22 ． The king who is ****ing is the son of the king who has ****ed. 　金正日是金日成的儿子

glm_520

很好玩嘞！支持！！！

Aliping

<P>we two who and who ？   咱俩谁跟谁阿 <BR></P>
<P>  常说这句玩！</P>
<P>倒的很</P>

luygn

give you some colour to see see

wdy12112

<P>funny</P>

376571944

还不错

sssssong

我倒<BR>[em06][em06][em06]

jixifeng

<P>very good.thanks,friends.funny.</P>
<P>i think will study english very hard. hope all to study.</P>

tzllx

even game way even so home!——一份耕耘一份收获！

z121z

<P>you and me,</P>
<P>brother two,</P>
<P>who and who!</P>

tocachina

<P>one car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car die. </P>
<P>这句我最喜欢了</P>

yanlijun0106

呵呵，喜欢

心翔

支持！ 顶你！！

myjobpeter

you have two down son.

gongsui0202

<P>感觉有点熟啊！</P>

yhcsm

很实用呀！