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      楼主: dudu811900

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       楼主| 发表于 2006-11-3 17:39:00 | 显示全部楼层
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      发表于 2006-11-3 17:58:00 | 显示全部楼层
      <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>dudu811900</i>在2006-11-3 17:30:00的发言:</b><br/><br/><br/>2.They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? <br/><br/><br/><br/>6.What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?</div><p>2.sun </p><p>6.tea set</p>
      发表于 2006-11-3 18:07:00 | 显示全部楼层
      <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>dudu811900</i>在2006-11-3 17:39:00的发言:</b><br/><p><font face="Verdana" color="#222222" size="2">1.What can't talk but can speak the truth?</font></p><p><font face="Verdana" color="#222222" size="2">2.What's full when it's used and empty when it's at rest?<br/></font></p></div><p></p><p>1.time</p><p>2.bowl</p>
       楼主| 发表于 2006-11-4 00:16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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      发表于 2006-11-5 15:28:00 | 显示全部楼层
      <strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt; COLOR: #efefef; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">:Z0m&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; j</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">The first guy says "I'm a </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #000099; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">Y.U.P.P.I.E., </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">you know... </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt; COLOR: #efefef; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">^$c)es4H3V"w+?&#8209;q</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"</span></span></strong>[em01]
      发表于 2006-11-5 15:32:00 | 显示全部楼层
      <span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><strong>They turn to the woman and ask her,<span style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt; COLOR: #efefef; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">"What are you?'"<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">She replies: "I'm a </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #660099; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">W.I.F</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #660099; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">E</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">, you know...</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt; COLOR: #efefef; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">+\&#8209;_5oJ-Lp6_&#8209;XV_</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><state><place><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">Wash</span></b></place></state><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">, Iron, Fetch, Etc."</span></b></strong></span>
      发表于 2006-11-5 15:34:00 | 显示全部楼层
      <p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">A second guy answers their question before they even ask it, "</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #990033; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">B.I.T.C.H</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">"Babe In Total Control of Herself."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" SMILE,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">and say "Thank You!!"</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt; COLOR: #efefef; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">大</span></span></span></span></strong></p>
       楼主| 发表于 2006-11-6 09:31:00 | 显示全部楼层
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      发表于 2006-11-7 13:01:00 | 显示全部楼层
      <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>dudu811900</i>在2006-11-3 17:30:00的发言:</b><br/>1.What is the longest word in the English language? <br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>5.What do you call a fish that only cares about himself? <br/><br/></div><p>1 smiles,&nbsp; 5selfish,</p>
      发表于 2006-11-7 16:40:00 | 显示全部楼层
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