史上最强的中国式英文

netsteed

世界上最强的中国式英文<BR>1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 <BR>2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <BR>3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 <BR>4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ <BR>       together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <BR>5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have <BR>     nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 <BR>6．you me you me 彼此彼此 <BR>7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ <BR>8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... <BR>9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 <BR>10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! <BR>       龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <BR>11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 <BR>12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 <BR>13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 <BR>14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 <BR>15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! <BR>　     小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? <BR>       小明：I am sorry five! <BR>16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! <BR>　　 要钱没有，要命一条 <BR>17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 <BR>18．you have two down son。你有两下

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jw_8

crazy chinese english!!

apple_k

<p>搞笑啊</p>

end_zhxj

楼主真有才..........

wgc3306

这样的英语才看得懂嘛

asdf1066

<p>强</p>

舞金魔

天才啊~~漢語與英語的結合~~

王长文

支持
很经典！！！
:lol

sunlight-forest

楼主真有才..........

exrui

这个有恶搞嫌疑吧～！

xuemei

又看了一遍，又笑了一遍。

xu_qingsen

很经典！！！又看了一遍，又笑了一遍。

copland

中国人可以看明白啊，老外就够呛了，o(∩_∩)o...

liuke30

I like this English! Chinese know , foreigner don't know . HaHa!

bill-dai

楼主真是怪才!
:Q :Q

qiangno1

如果英语是这样说的就简单了

luck

可呵！顶下！！！！

guoeros

这样的翻译真是牛人啊！！！！