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      你知道我是干什么吗?

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      发表于 2006-10-15 13:30:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
      <p align="center"><font size="3"><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">Do You Know My Work?</span></b></font><b><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial,宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font size="3"> <br/>你知道我是干什么吗?<br/> </font></span></b></p><p align="left" style="MARGIN-TOP: 3px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 3px;"><font size="2">One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. <br/>Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. <br/>“Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” <br/>“You don't know my work,” said the other. <br/><br/>“What is your work?” <br/>“I'm a policeman. <br/>“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. <br/>“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.” </font></p><p align="left" style="MARGIN-TOP: 3px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 3px;"><font size="2"><br/>一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 <br/>两个人站在外面,看着大火。 <br/>“在我出来之前,”其中一个说:“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” <br/>“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。 <br/>“你是干什么的?” <br/>“我是警察。” <br/>“噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动,说:“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察说。 <br/>“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。” </font></p>
      发表于 2006-10-15 21:52:00 | 显示全部楼层
      A smart man[em17]
      发表于 2006-10-16 14:34:00 | 显示全部楼层
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      发表于 2006-11-5 20:05:00 | 显示全部楼层
      a wonderful study
      发表于 2006-11-6 10:50:00 | 显示全部楼层
      a funny story!
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