Joke:Bill, AL and Bill

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<font size="3">Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They`re up in heaven, and God`s sitting on the great white throne. God addressed Al first.<br/><br/>"Al, what do you believe in?"<br/><br/>Al replied, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used,the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we`ll all die." God thinks for a second and said "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."<br/><br/>God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"<br/><br/>Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people`s pain." God thinks for a second and says<br/><br/>"Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."<br/><br/>God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe in?"<br/><br/>Bill Gates said, "I believe you`re in my chair."</font><br/>